Stamping Hands...or a Stamping Mess???

Why do we STAMP??? It's such a mess. Are these the hands of a lady? I think not. My stamps are a mess, dirty all over from the ink, some of ink pads are dryed out, my work area is a mess, did I show you my hands...a mess, A Mess, A MESS!!!! I can't take it. I remember now why I don't STAMP often, there has to be an easier way to create without such a mess all over me. I won't be able to eat any finger foods for weeks..or at least as long as my hands look like this. I look like I've been playing in the dirt or working away at the Printing Press. Give me strength!